Chainsaw Repair

There were a number of orange colored Poulans sold up here.
I think I have a couple of saws that have the fuel / oil labels on them. I thought they came on all the counter vibes but had fallen off the saws.
Possibly we Canadians realize and freely admit that we have proportional amount of just plain stupid people up here so we put those on.
You guys probably just said, "Well, you can fix a chainsaw but you can't fix stupid so why bother?" Besides, have any of you ever seen a gas can filler spout that small.
Different approaches to the same issue.

Aaron, I love that Homelite advertising pic.

 It says to me that the logger is looking at that tree saying to himself, "Oh ****, that's a hell of a big tree to have hung up, Damn!!!"